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Yo bruv, gotta phone? Learn how to use it. Or hit me up on the email - I only take handwritten messages though. So you'll have to scan your lovely ink-crafted words into a computer and then attach that to your email before I will accept them. Safe?

So when you get a sec, 'zap' over some thoughts. Things I welcome: hate mail, cute dolls, incredible cheeses. The thingy is assyrian_06@yahoo.co.uk. I'll be there soon. Promise.

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